I would 12398932% buy a John Dies at the End graphic novel.
so… Zack Ryder recovered from:
- chokeslamed on some hard wood
- thrown thru a steel floor
- tombstoned at the Royal Rumble
- wheeled off the stage
- a broken heart
and he’s walking again… WOO WOO WOO
YOU KNOW IT
[Flash 10 is required to watch video]
Ever wondered what lay beneath those “censored” red bars of this now infamous play of “Party Quirks”? Wonder no more.





they can eat hearts

